i almost got suspended from school (honestly, i'm not sure why i didn't!) for an asignment i did for english class. we had to write a 12-line poem called "my dear and loving _______" and i did it about an ak. the poem is as followed:

ak47, my dearest friend...
you strike fear into the hearts of men.
the bravest fall before your might.
if you can shoot, who needs to fight?
don't mess with me, cause i don't care;
i'll pull out my 40 cal hardware.
i'll pump your body full of lead-
round after round untill you're dead.
but everyone will know it was me...
so i'll go on a killing spree!
and after the massacre, blood will lie in pools!
wait...this isn't aproapriate for school...

i had to sit in this small room with my principal, my vice-prince, and a police officer while they lectured about crap like virgina tech and osama. honestly, the only thing that saved me was the last line, 'case "they knew I knew it wasn't right." but she took it easy on me 'cause i'm a realitivly good student. funny shit in my eyes.

welp...that's it for my first entry. fun.

EDIT (12/18/07): a few days ago, my school went through a "lock-down" beause some stupid sophmore sent some text messages to his friends telling them to get out of the school 'cause he was bringing in a gun. well, they caught the kid and interogated him and shit, and eventualy we were let out. the next day, i couldn't tell you how many kids asked if it was me. that scares me a little... :P